The point, my fellow cake lovers, is that today is an excellent day to consider taking up a new hobby.
I'm talking, of course, about miniature railroad building.
Or, failing that, I suppose you could try cake decorating:
Now, I know what you're thinking. "John," you're thinking - although you're mistaken, because this is actually Jen typing - "John, how can I, a mere mortal, achieve the unspeakable grace and beauty displayed on this delectable-looking delight?"(Admit it: that's what you were thinking, wasn't it? Dang, I'm good.)
Well, have no fear! When it comes to cake decorating, there's really nothing to it.
What, you don't believe me? Bwa. Aha. Hah. [<-- cheerful chortling] Perhaps some illustrations of paid-for, professional examples might help?
First, the basics. All you need is 1) some icing, and 2) a large plastic toy.
Feeling more confident now?Or, if you really want to have some fun, get yourself a food grade airbrush. Oh, the fun you can have with that!
As an added bonus: no piping needed! Just spray on some random patterns, and you'll have a cakey creation to rival any "professional" in no time!
Of course, if you really want to break out the piping bags, don't feel like a recognizable pattern is necessary:
'Cuz it's not.(Also, changing tips is for sissies. Just sayin'.)
Once you've mastered these few simple skills, you'll be able to create cakes guaranteed to make your friends sit up and take notice. Like this:
(Centering is also for sissies.)Or this:
Drink it in; this could be your work someday.That's right, aspiring artists: work hard, dream big, and some day you might achieve the ultimate of cake decorating feats: the wedding cake.
Dare to dream big.Thanks to Wreckporters Michael, Melissa, Casey R., Kate R., Trisha W., Kenny K., Lydia D., & Jessica E. for today's "inspirations."
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