Everybody loves getting a cake, right?
Well, unless it's one of these.
Hah! Wait, you
are joking, right? Uh, yeah, I think maybe I'll pass - thanks, though. Really.
No, seriously; now you just seem too eager. Keep your
stinkin' cake, alright?
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Yeah, that's what I was afraid of. Back off,
Chucky-boy!
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No!
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Well, I should think so! You're supposed to be sweet little confections, not all threatening and...
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...eek! Uh, no problem, mister Cake, sir - not a word from me,
nuh-uh!
Kelly,
Moxie, Michele H., Ashley C., and Nikki P., I've been trying to cut down on sugar lately, and I think it's getting to me. If you'll excuse me, I'm just going to go lay down for a spell...