Or, you can try one of these techniques:
1. The Alter-Ego:
2. The Unibrow:
3. The Brother By a Different Mother:
4. The Foreign Equivalent:
"Hola, Senior Rustico."
"Isn't it nice how we are completely original foreign creations in no way affiliated with Disney or its subsidiary companies?"
"Si."
"Si."
Tracy L., Ed S., Erin M., & Emily S., er, none of you are lawyers, right?
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