That said, everything here is safe for work (as always) and will most likely sail cleanly over the heads of the very young. Still, parents should note that CW has always been, and always will be, a PG-rated site.
Now, on to the unintentionally unseemly icing shapes!
Last week we established pretty much every possible way turkey cakes can be wrecked...except one.
You see, turkey cakes have two inherent flaws. First, they're made out of chocolate icing...
However, the other problem - which I have avoided mentioning until now - is that they also tend to have long skinny bodies and blobular heads, which can look, well...
Combine these two unfortunate predilections, and you get:
The turkey poo-wang.
(Nice "legs.")
Here's another:
Turkey: the other dark meat.
Katey S., Owen H., Paula W., Laura I., & Lola P., these Wrecks give new meaning to "giving you the bird," don't they?
- Related Wreckage: Butterfly Misses
(Nice "legs.")
Here's another:
This guy looks pretty shocked. Think that's because his beak fell off, or because he's so surprisingly out of proportion?*
*ACTUAL DIALOGUE WHILE WRITING THIS POST:
Me: I'm not sure about "surprisingly out of proportion."
John: Why, what's wrong with it?
Me: Well, it's quite a mouthful.
John: [screeching laughter]
Me: [innocently] What?
Me: I'm not sure about "surprisingly out of proportion."
John: Why, what's wrong with it?
Me: Well, it's quite a mouthful.
John: [screeching laughter]
Me: [innocently] What?
Turkey: the other dark meat.
Katey S., Owen H., Paula W., Laura I., & Lola P., these Wrecks give new meaning to "giving you the bird," don't they?
- Related Wreckage: Butterfly Misses