Ok, so he's looking pretty good on the free mini-poster they included (the better to explain the cake, perhaps?), but what's going on with the figurines?
[tsking] "Spidey, have you been battling the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man again? You have, haven't you? [shaking head] I don't care if MJ IS stuck in that gargoyle: you have to learn to stick to your OWN movie plot lines!"
If we have to ask Batman why he's so serious, we need to ask Spidey why he's so worried. Could it be he's puzzling over what a happy "Birth 2ay" is?Here he looks less worried and more...er...skinned and stretched:
I bet this is the "cake" Doc Ock would like for his birthday: after all, it's a CCC, so it's already inherently evil. [wicked grin]And speaking of stretched skin, thank goodness this next one is "for display only":
Tell me the top of that cake doesn't look like an infectious skin disease. Go on.Sheesh, Spider-Man is popular! Stay tuned for Wreck-Slingers, Part 2.