Which the bakery in question did a fantastic job recreating in CCC form:
[derisively] Ahahahahahah!
Hahahah!
[snorting hiccup-turned-choke]
Hooheehaha-hack!
[coughing fit]
Ack ack ack!
[sound of water glugging]
What's that? The Wreck? Oh, well, Mandy, I gotta tell ya: Transporter malfunctions like these are why I prefer to travel by shuttlecraft.