With all this testosterone-fueled frenzy, though, I think the nation's wreckerators may be, well, just too frenzied for quality control:
"Or, hey, we don't have to use all those cupcakes! How about just four, and then put a big plastic football on top?"
"Yeah, that's the ticket!"
"Oh, or there's always recycling! Don't we have some leftover baseball cakes from last year's World Series? Let's use 'em! I'm sure no one will ever notice."
And if you're really stuck for ideas, there's always last year's cake decal. You might need to modify it a little, though:
"Perfect!"
Thanks to Stephanie R., Jennifer W., Jennifer T. and David C.!