a) complaining that the past two days' Wrecks don't technically add up to 20, and
fork) still sending in a truly dizzying array of Wreckage that simply must be shared.
These include gems like...
the Clown Turkey.[insert joke about a funny taste here]
The Electrocuted Turkey:
Shocking!The Albino Technicolor Dream Coat Turkey:
At least it's pretty. Which is more than I can say for...The Vortex of Insanity!!! Turkey:
Someone, somewhere, actually thought this was a good idea. Let's take a moment to really let the impact of that sink in, shall we?Some of you requested more non-cupcake-cake Turkey Wrecks, though. Nooo problem.
[rapid blinking]
Uh...How do you feel about cupcake Turkey Wrecks?
Turkey snails!(Just one question: how do you pick them up?)
Rasta Turkey Snails!(With...chicken heads? Ok. Sure. Why not?)
Ok, Ok, now for some "real" cakes:
Well, the *turkey* looks pretty good, but that green pterodactyls attacking him could use a little work.And lastly, here's a foul fowl that could give the Coiled Crap Hound a run for its money:
Sweet Steaming Swirls of Stacked Shh...er...Sherbert!! Yeah.That sorry sucker sure seems surprised.
Jen D., Jaime H., Jen L., Amanda S., Gloria C., Jen P., Bonnie L., & Elaine M., don't look at me like that; I'm sure there's chocolate sherbert* somewhere.
- Related Wreckage: And Now, a Word from Your Thanksgiving Turkey Cakes
* Also spelled "sherbet", "shebert" and "shrbrt".