(
Ok, so the assumption that these were NOT made by Jews is a leap, I know, but can't a girl hope?)
"A Star is (Not) Born"
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrMEi1WDs-M61y3rocNGRKU-ZOi2YKeRe_mgSCcFBvgfQ7otJQ_5-AByxa3YeKDnxd7TOHOnphTHlySHs-1iJK5eMDPWxmWBjEznJuF3Xv_w65IGgEKahzsb2K5RmzkziXld2H2NoYBeYg/s400/Ebony+W+-+ow+-+hanukkah+copy.jpg)
Yes,
technically a Star of David is two triangles intersecting,
Bugsy - but not like this. And I think you can lay off the "
poiple" icing now, too.
"The Teal Tornado"
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1u6hFogLa2DqZOFKe4ZdrUf-Sg7OaxQRdMMfMHLS66M0bL7oAbhNgbhAtoUl41TU507zlJS0E5No_3-uVC2neO5v7y6J8FPs_EBvgLsqWhdK_QI0bcgXJVJ53Z_TViu1nZ2BUdGlBrVCg/s400/Shanna+M+-+ow+-+happy+hanukah.jpg)
As you can see, this traditionally-colored flaming whirlwind knocked the wording about and blew the second 'k' clean off. Of course, if for the sake of argument we called this a "menorah", then it's also missing a candle. The fact that the "candles" look like Christmas trees is just the icing on the, er, cookie.
Mazel Tov!
And last but not least,
"The Religiously Confused"
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSBncbzPGFfG29tifs4BnFe6C0t_BSMMYFS1sIbm_FTrx8UQMv0mCyLtkZMNsr_J_ABQRw9nfpEvkG35vGAG2N1Qr6gPDvLkQd3lDwx_pvE9jx0bye_Fb4AN6Xp8AtEnky06db3FJoM5ZX/s400/Frank+R+-+ow+-+merry+christmas.JPG)
How much you wanna bet this bakery has a bin of "Christmas Stars" in the back?
Thanks to Ebony W., Shanna M. and Frank R.!