Warning: Mildly naughty content ahead. (Aw yeeeeeah.)
It's just not fair, is all I'm saying.Of course, some Santa cakes can be quite entertaining - in an adult, full-of-hot-air, dolled-up kind of way. (Putting the "b" in "subtle," that's me!)
Yep, you could say this Santa is crying out for commentary. Commentary which I, a wide-eyed innocent whose parents read this blog, cannot possibly provide.On the other side of the...coin...we have this:
Brown lips, chocolate chips - gee, who could ask for anything more?(That was rhetorical. I really, really don't want to know.)
You know what they say! Once you go...No, sorry, I can't do it. Provide your own commentary, you filthy, filthy readers, you.
Well, fortunately, I think that was the worst of the...
AAAAUUUGGGHHH!!![biting lip] So...many....puns... Must...resist...
Nope, I give up. Ready?
Not to blow things out of proportion, but let's face it: this head cake really sucks!
Nope, I give up. Ready?
Not to blow things out of proportion, but let's face it: this head cake really sucks!
[bowing to tumultuous applause] Thank you, thank you. Yes, it was quite a mouthful, but I'm glad I got it out of my system.
Alisa K., Kierstyn S., Miki C., Sarah H., and Chelsea & Claire, be sure to bookmark this post for Christmas day. After all, it's nice to liven up the usual awkward silences with family with a few extremely awkward stifled screams of laughter. [nodding seriously]
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