Why, marry Christmas, of course!
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And going by this next cake, I'm guessing "Christmas" is a small plush snowman:
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Here they got "Merry" right, but....
If you've been reading this blog for any length of time, then you know how important it is to get those writing and grammar skills ingrained at a young age.
Still, I can't think of a better harbinger of Christmas cheer than a really, really constipated Santa:
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Well, happy Christmas, my dear Wreckies! Oh, and Krystle M., Michelle I., Jane K., Travis P., Sarah, Merideth S., Nils T., & Lisa H., also don't forget the importance of proper fiber intake. Just sayin'.
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