[scribbling note] Good, good. Alright then, everything seems to be in order! You may proceed.
Do not adjust your screen. The dizziness will pass. Eventually.
Take deep breaths. Remember, the bathroom is right down the hall.
Oooo, what a feeling! The cake is on the ceiling! And I'm totally reeling!
No, seriously; looking at this photo is making me sea-sick. I can't even manage a scathing remark about the misspelling or wonky left-justified spacing; my head just hurts too much.
Richelle and Jenna D., pass the Tylenol, will ya?